This might be my new favorite headline/photo combo ever. pic.twitter.com/Rp6W1dJOjR
— Andy Cole (@AndyCole84) June 4, 2017
Thinking in absolutes is always a mistake sometimes.
— Demetri Martin (@DemetriMartin) June 3, 2017
sorry i got bored writing in your wedding guest book and just drew loads of little 3d cubes
— joe (@mutablejoe) May 30, 2017
underripe = wet styrofoam
ripe = god's unsalted butter
overripe = sunscreen that's been cursed by a witch
— zach kagan dot net (@zakagan) June 1, 2017
after you turn 28 they should just call facebook "people getting engaged" or "strangers saying racist things and also various babies"
— Morgan Parker (@morganapple) May 29, 2017