MICHAEL STIPE: I'm LMAO!
M- My religion trying to keep up with you
A- And I don't know if I can do it
O- Oh no I've said too much
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) June 24, 2017
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon pic.twitter.com/aKQEphkxVy
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) June 24, 2017
Apparently an authentic Jedi outfit doesn't let you board a flight early with the other uniformed military personnel?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 23, 2017
adults, 1997: "just wait until you're older, THEN you'll be a republican!"
me, 2017: "please raise my taxes, I don't want people to die"
— kelliott (@kelliotttt) June 23, 2017
Its ridiculous but when I start against the Mets I'm very aware that Jerry Seinfeld's mood is in my hands.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 21, 2017