Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

— Martin Lejeune™ (@TheFaldor) July 10, 2017

Saving this screenshot for when my grandkids ask me what 2017 was like. pic.twitter.com/oFt0Nm86wP

— Copy McPasty, Writer (@KashannKilson) July 10, 2017

Saw a deer on my bike but didn’t have my phone to take a pic. Hopefully one day he will return my bike tho

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) July 11, 2017

For the entirety of his brother’s meeting with the Russian lawyer, Eric Trump was down in the lobby, pushing on a glass door marked “Pull.”

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 10, 2017

Everyone in Trump’s orbit is like a husband on Dateline who googled “undetectable poisons + wife” then bought a shovel with a credit card

— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) July 12, 2017