I almost killed everyone camping this weekend. pic.twitter.com/W94XqRalOl
— Dawny716 🏳️🌈 (@Dawny716) August 6, 2017
Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Literally nothing about that is right
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) August 2, 2017
music store clerk, after an hour or so: Can I help you?
me, still can't remember the word 'castanets': I'd like your finest applause clams.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) August 2, 2017
I didn't just imagine The Mooch, did I? You guys saw him too, right?
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 31, 2017
Every warning label has a story. pic.twitter.com/Q2h6631kiF
— Burg (@BurgerVonStadt) August 3, 2017