Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives https://t.co/gz14KYCvBh pic.twitter.com/9H1fZS4aYt
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 30, 2017
wo-oah
we’re halfway there
wo-oah pic.twitter.com/TH6aagyNX2— Anna-Kay Fischer ⓥ (@AnnaKayFischer) March 27, 2017
My favorite networking move when someone else takes out their business card is to go “you sell rectangles too?!”
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 29, 2017
TOP PRANKS OF 100 YEARS AGO
• green bean in overalls pocket
• twine mix-up at general store
• boot full of applesauce
• telegram swap— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 1, 2017
This is so sad. I loved her on Cheers. pic.twitter.com/zBzfJezhgC
— A͜͞͏.͜͏̕ ̴̨͏̀K̷oford (@apelad) March 30, 2017