Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: Uhhh is there anybody else you'd maybe wanna talk to instead? How about Ryan Gosling— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 4, 2017
when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club pic.twitter.com/WXhrqJUtXY
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) April 3, 2017
The Person Who Discovered Sharks pic.twitter.com/USsJ0wL51P
— B R A N S 👼🏻 N (@bransonreese) April 3, 2017
Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 3, 2017
What do you call an airstrip that's been hit by 59 tomahawk cruise missiles?
LaGuardia
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) April 9, 2017