RSS - Postswe'll miss everything about brent except his pranks they were the worst [hears everyone at my funeral agree and I shift nervously in casket]
— brent (@murrman5) April 20, 2017
Updated Fox News lineup
8 PM Pepe Frog and Friends
9 PM The Comments Section
10 PM Email From My Dad With the Subject "RE: Re: re: FWD:"— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 19, 2017
Fireman: [bursts in] EVERYONE OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Me: No its a hose lol
[later]
Cop: looks like he filled him with water til he exploded— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) April 20, 2017
me[holding wife's shirt] Can this go in the dryer?
wife:What does it say on the tag?
me:Gap
wife:The other tag
me:Oh
wife
me:Made in Vietnam— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 20, 2017
This really owns:pic.twitter.com/MvLjj2TKnL
— Ｓｐａｃｅｄａｄ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃバカ (@SuperSpacedad) April 23, 2017