I thought I saw Steve Bannon but it was just an old oven mitt in the Pizza Hut dumpster.

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 9, 2017

‘I grow tired of this foul human air.’
‘Patience, Maz’khuun. Soon we will return to the under-realms and inform the Elders of our success.’ pic.twitter.com/iqqiiyOdBL

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) March 9, 2017

Imagine being such a monumental, spunking tool you sat there typing ‘hey, when’s international men’s day?’ thinking ‘I’m such a player.’

— John Niven (@NivenJ1) March 8, 2017

Does Jason Chaffetz’s health insurance cover an iPhone up his ass?

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 7, 2017

Finally some good news pic.twitter.com/HncnRV60fO

— Kermit (@ltsKermit) March 6, 2017