Adam Isacson

Still trying to understand Latin America, my own country, and why so few consequences are intended. These views are not necessarily my employer’s.

Humor

5 tweets that made me laugh this week

I almost killed everyone camping this weekend. pic.twitter.com/W94XqRalOl — Dawny716 🏳️‍🌈 (@Dawny716) August 6, 2017 Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't you come and wash away the rain Neil deGrasse Tyson: Literally nothing about that is right — Not Sara (@smithsara79) August 2, 2017 music store clerk, after an hour or so: Can I help you? […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. — Martin Lejeune™ (@TheFaldor) July 10, 2017 Saving this screenshot for when my grandkids ask me what 2017 was like. pic.twitter.com/oFt0Nm86wP — Copy McPasty, Writer (@KashannKilson) July 10, 2017 Saw a deer on my bike […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

My mom just sent me this of my dad pic.twitter.com/fMuVFTkpBQ — Paige Alban (@paigealban23) July 3, 2017 There is nothing that Serena Williams can't do. pic.twitter.com/xDAX1md9IW — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 5, 2017 shutup, moby pic.twitter.com/MXlJiQcAIK — eve peyser (@evepeyser) July 4, 2017 No one has ever been more appropriately named than Donald Trump Jr. […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

MICHAEL STIPE: I'm LMAO!L- LosingM- My religion trying to keep up with youA- And I don't know if I can do itO- Oh no I've said too much — Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) June 24, 2017 This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon pic.twitter.com/aKQEphkxVy — Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) June […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

He truly was a man ahead of his time. pic.twitter.com/BzKGUKLWKK — You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 17, 2017 Always check your children’s homework before sending them off to school. pic.twitter.com/RICbkk0I7O — You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) June 17, 2017 Soothsayer 2014: “In 2017 we’ll all be talking about Shakespeare, the U.S. Constitution, and basic […]

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Just wondering

If Sen. Kamala Harris starts a sentence in a forest and no white guy is there to interrupt her, does she finish the sentence? — Adam Isacson (@adamisacson) June 15, 2017

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

Me -"If Metallica & Kermit the frog opened an Italian restaurant, they could call it Pasta of Muppets"Traffic Cop – "sir why are you naked" — Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) June 11, 2017 *calls my AA sponsor at 3am* I need a towsponsor: that's AAA you idiot — dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 7, 2017 When you're […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

This might be my new favorite headline/photo combo ever. pic.twitter.com/Rp6W1dJOjR — Andy Cole (@AndyCole84) June 4, 2017 Thinking in absolutes is always a mistake sometimes. — Demetri Martin (@DemetriMartin) June 3, 2017 sorry i got bored writing in your wedding guest book and just drew loads of little 3d cubes — joe (@mutablejoe) May 30, […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

Wanna feel old? This is what Fleetwood Mac looks like now pic.twitter.com/kbM0UyPBi1 — Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) May 24, 2017 I've met a DeMarcus & a DeShaun. But I've never met a DeSteve. Someone needs to name their baby DeSteve. "Is the PowerPoint ready, DeSteve?" — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 25, 2017 The guy just farted […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

Hey, I just met you.And this is crazy.But here's some intelFrom an Israeli. pic.twitter.com/4RaCfYPfwP — Bryan Tucker (@BTuckertime) May 20, 2017 KID: Daddy, did the dinosaurs go to heavenME: *standing in doorway* ProbablyTHE KID'S DAD: Who the hell are you — pat tobin (@tastefactory) May 19, 2017 slap me at the popcorn calendar pic.twitter.com/TjjGffFKLR — […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

[concert]SINGER: hows everyone doin tonightCROWD: wooME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months — Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017 found this photo of sean spicer hiding between the bushes pic.twitter.com/YZOMCOvHZC — David Mack (@davidmackau) May 10, 2017 Guns n Roses has really toned it down. pic.twitter.com/mQXZH7owYL […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

My brother's changed his photo on the staircase to Kim Jong-un and my mum still hasn't noticed after 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/0zuR0Kuh9x — Jake (@Slatez_) May 5, 2017 Shout out to birds, the fish of the sky. — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) May 5, 2017 Today was huge for Democrats. If the GOP repeals ACA, you'll really […]

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5 tweets that made me laugh this week

Can we also remove the Confederate monument that’s currently serving as Attorney General? — Tom Ceraulo (@tceraulo) April 25, 2017 ME: It’d be funny if there was microgolf. Like minigolf but even smaller so u use like a 2 inch club EXECUTIONER: Are those your last words? — pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 27, 2017 [pulls […]

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After 28 years…

…The Simpsons can still make me laugh so hard my morning coffee comes out of my nose. (Trump’s hair did it to me here.)

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