sorry bear u do the crime u do the time at least u just got community service pic.twitter.com/V8HdVC14Fc
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 1, 2020
BIGGEST TWIST ENDINGS
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 3, 2020
3) fight club
2) the sixth sense
1) the song “row row row your boat”
February: I'm not an impeachment scholar, but
— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) April 3, 2020
March: I'm not an epidemiologist, but
April: I'm not a labor economist, but
May: I'm not a macroeconomist, but
June: I'm not a hunter-gatherer, but
Quick question: I don’t know how to sew. Can one make a face mask out of an old dvd of Notting Hill and some shoelaces?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 2, 2020
explaining to my friends w kids under 6 how it’s been isolating alone pic.twitter.com/ewBTvH3DLG
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) April 5, 2020
My daughter looks at the TV
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 1, 2020
“Why is Putin there?”
“That’s not Putin.”
“That’s Putin.”
Day 27 pic.twitter.com/TENK3UFVk6
Not muting your mic is the new reply all
— Dani Burger (@daniburgz) March 30, 2020
Punctuation matters pic.twitter.com/f4L0IG0ZjD
— Laura Martínez® (@miblogestublog) April 1, 2020
If you're feeling a bit down cause of self isolation just cut bread into a hand shape and when it pops up in the toaster it feels like someone is giving you a high 5 pic.twitter.com/bY1jyFIPKg
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 2, 2020
I don’t know if anyone else can relate to this but for me, so far, 2020 has been bad
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 4, 2020