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April 26, 2020 — 0

Tweets that made me laugh the most this week

PERSON: why are you drinking bleach?

ME: because of Trump

PERSON: no! what he said about that and coronavirus isn’t true!

ME: he said something about bleach and coronavirus ??

— Alpha Male (real) (@SortaBad) April 24, 2020

Airlines sending me “we’re in this together” emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

— Mikeyunbelievable (@MikeDentale) April 22, 2020

😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Myd5pDpZHl

— chris. (@versacewolfe) April 25, 2020

i am a real american there are three things i love: guns, the confederate flag, hydroxychloroquine, and nail salons

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 22, 2020

weird name imo https://t.co/MreSYobvxa

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 25, 2020

Im calling it now. When 2020 finally ends the story of the year will be the corona virus.

— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) April 25, 2020

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Publication Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/AOzNJLjzMW

— John Siracusa (@siracusa) April 24, 2020

don’t be fooled. Real Lysol needs to be from the Lysol region of France.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling bleach.

— 🧑🏻‍💻☕️ (@hunterwalk) April 24, 2020

Thinking of Seinfeld plots that could happen during quarantine, e.g.:

Kramer gets too into breadmaking and converts his apartment into an industrial bakery. The deafening roar of the bread machinery ruins Jerry’s Zoom-based standup special. Meanwhile, George is dead.

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) April 21, 2020

It's a wee bit ironic, he's in scrubs and she's hanging out the passenger side of her best friend's ride trying to holler pic.twitter.com/T2g2UeafA8

— shawn (@nwahs086) April 21, 2020
The best song I washed dishes to tonight
The day ahead: April 27, 2020
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